Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.

    SUNSHINE192DAY   71,619
60,000-79,999 SparkPoints

Heaven Joke!

Thursday, February 27, 2014

A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.

She asked him, "Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven?"

To which St. Peter replied, "Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to Heaven. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do to pass through the gates. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?" she asked.

"Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love.L-o-v-e."

St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom.

"I'd be honored," she said, "but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?"

St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair and watching the beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She realizes it is her loser husband.

"What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?"

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so drunk when I left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I really make it to Heaven?"

To which the woman replied, "Not yet. You must spell a word first."

"What word?" he asked.

The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
PLATINUM755 2/27/2014 11:48PM


Report Inappropriate Comment
GINA180847 2/27/2014 10:56PM

    Last chance revenge!

Report Inappropriate Comment
DEB62BIE62 2/27/2014 8:38PM


Report Inappropriate Comment
PDSLIM 2/27/2014 5:30PM


Report Inappropriate Comment

    sometimes one just cannot help themselves!!
Thanks for the chuckle.

Report Inappropriate Comment
PEGGYO 2/27/2014 12:05PM


Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 2/27/2014 11:18AM


Report Inappropriate Comment
GINNABOOTS 2/27/2014 10:06AM

    Love it!

Report Inappropriate Comment
SYDLETZIII 2/27/2014 9:34AM


Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post

Log in to post a comment.

Disclaimer: Weight loss results will vary from person to person. No individual result should be seen as a typical result of following the SparkPeople program.

Other Entries by SUNSHINE192DAY