Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Accomplish blog and jokes for wenesday
My affirmation for the day:
1. Today is the first day of rest of my life and I will take notice of the many positive things this day has to offer
.2.. My life has a purpose.
3.I am moving in a positive direction towards my goals.
I am today grateful for
1. l my new Counselor
:2 my family
3. my job
4 for a good read
Positive events of today:
1 morning— Today I am thankful for a nice breakfast with friends and family
2 afternoon Today I am happy that I made some decision on my own at work
3 I Had a good workout with church friends
The Plain English Campaign is a group that has been fighting for crystal-clear communication since 1979. Consider some of these examples Take off lid and push up bottom. [From a stick deodorant label]
These guidelines are written in a matter-of-fact style that eschews jargon, the obscure and the insular. They are intended for use by the novice and the experienced alike. [From the United Kingdom Evaluation Society 'Guidelines for good practice in evaluation']
Thought grenade [Management jargon as found in Office Angels survey - means 'explosive, good ideas']
This is a genuine ground floor opportunity to shape a front line field force operating in a matrix structure. [As stated on the 'Take a Fresh Look at Wales' website]
The delay to this service is due to low adhesive conditions. [Otherwise known as 'slippery tracks', from First Scotrail]
The cause of the fire was due to a malicious ignition incident that was fortunately contained to the function and meeting room area of the hotel. [News statement about a fire at a hotel]
Its clear lines and minimalist design provide it with an unmistakable look. It is daring, and different. So that your writing instrument not only carries your message, but lives it. [Promotional literature for ... pens]
Where the policy is divided into a number of distinct arrangements ('Arrangements') where benefits are capable of being taken from on Arrangement or group of Arrangements separately from other
Arrangements, then this policy amendment will not apply to any
Arrangements in respect of which the relevant policy proceeds have already been applied to provide benefits. The policy amendment will apply to all other Arrangements under the policy. [Policy amendment, Norwich Union]
Funny Did-You-Know Facts?
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
The only two nations whose name begins with an "A," but doesn't end in an "A," are Afghanistan and Azerbaijan.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Every dog in my house is required by law to take a bath once a year Simple Question: Why?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
WHY does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?