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(Clean) Answers-------------
- for pick up lines.....

Monday, February 17, 2014

Man: Havenít I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thatís why I donít go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Iíll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: Iím a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, whatís your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I'm a photographer. Iíve been looking for a face like yours
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. Iíve been looking for a face like yours

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!




Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!



Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?




Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."


Man: xxAny Generic Pick Up Linexx
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

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