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(Clean) Answers-------------
- for pick up lines.....

Monday, February 17, 2014

Man: Havenít I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thatís why I donít go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and Iíll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: Iím a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, whatís your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I'm a photographer. Iíve been looking for a face like yours
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. Iíve been looking for a face like yours

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!




Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!



Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?




Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."


Man: xxAny Generic Pick Up Linexx
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

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    lol

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RITZIBROWN 2/18/2014 7:02AM

    Some great responses to over used pick-up lines. Thanks for the emoticon

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FLAMENM 2/17/2014 8:50PM

    One of my favorites: " Close the door behind you. From the other side."

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NANCYPAT1 2/17/2014 8:25PM

    Love a PERFECT answer to an annoying question.

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NAYPOOIE 2/17/2014 8:20PM

    Excellent!

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LAURANCE 2/17/2014 8:09PM

  Thanks for ending my day with a good laugh!
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PEGGIE0203 2/17/2014 7:50PM

    Hahaha! Love it!

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SANDRALEET 2/17/2014 7:41PM

    Men who use those lines are not wrath talking to Put they can be funny and make us feel that at lest some one notice you

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STEVEN_D 2/17/2014 7:30PM

    Your'e looking for love in all the wrong places. Guys are like buses, they come along every 10 minutes. If you are going to places where these are the lines you hear, you must be pretty good looking, but in the wrong plsces.

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JAMBABY0 2/17/2014 7:28PM

    thanks for sharing

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AJB121299 2/17/2014 7:20PM

    nice

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