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SNOW...might as well get a chuckle...

Monday, February 17, 2014

Short Snow Jokes

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids!

Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo! emoticon

Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake emoticon

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head. emoticon

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
A: Icebergers ! emoticon

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell. emoticon

Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows. emoticon

Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy! emoticon

Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line. emoticon

Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted! emoticon

Q: What do you call a gangsta emoticon snowman?
A: Froze-T

Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.

Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!

Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A: 3 days

Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!

Oh no! MORE!

It Was So Snowy that

Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

Roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!

When I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!

The optician was giving away free snow scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!

Kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet!"

Richard Simmons started wearing pants!

A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring. emoticon

UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii!

Pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!

The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

My Dad was wearing golfing gloves on both hands!

More if you have not had enough:

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
TRAVELNISTA 2/18/2014 12:21PM

    Sick of snow but these brought a smile!

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LAURANCE 2/18/2014 9:58AM

  Thanks for a good laugh! I'm snowed out of both my book club and my therapy appointment today, and I can use some humor.
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NANCYPAT1 2/18/2014 7:27AM

    Still chuckling

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MONTANAWALKER 2/18/2014 4:34AM

    These were hysterical!! Thanks for sharing. I thought we had a good warming trend going but got stuck out walking in just my sweatshirt (I should know better) and it started sleeting and freezing rain.

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KALTSCHWAGER 2/17/2014 8:37PM

    Those were awesome.

Here's to spring!


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FROSTY99 2/17/2014 8:02PM

    emoticon Thanks for the smile

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GINA180847 2/17/2014 7:54PM

    Very sparky!

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