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The Physical Interview - Golf Gals Take Heart

Saturday, February 08, 2014

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a middle-aged woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I walked along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry Elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoor woman!"

"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really lousy golfer".

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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KMVBBAM 2/10/2014 9:42AM

    Well that put a big smile on my face... emoticon ! emoticon

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DRPOOH63 2/9/2014 8:45PM

    Love this!!! Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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NANFITGRAN 2/9/2014 7:48AM

    Good one! Thanks for starting my day off with a smile! emoticon

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WILSHAR7 2/8/2014 8:32PM

    I had a feeling something was coming at the end. I hope you had a great day!

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SHESMITH1 2/8/2014 3:50PM

    I didn't know my interview had been made public!!!

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