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Joke of the Week.

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note
between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals
were crushing the small animals and at half time, the coach made
a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the start of the second half, the big animals had the ball. The first
play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino
was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for
a 5 yard loss.

The defence huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly,

"Who stopped the elephant?"

"I did", said the centipede.

"Who stopped the rhino?"

"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.

"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"

"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.


So where were you during the first half?" demanded he coach.

"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."
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Hope everybody enjoyed the Superbowl.
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    Thank you Anna, you gave me a nice laugh. HUGS, Pat in Maine, emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    hee hee! The little centipede is a pretty effective defense player!

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