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There's Nothing Better Than A Smile!

Monday, January 27, 2014

For all of you people out there who can't sleep, maybe we should study the habits of CATS -- they seem to be able to sleep anywhere and anytime!

Just another good example of how easy it is for them to sleep. And read the fine print, if you need an excuse for not answering your emails -- use this one!

Did you hear the story about the woman who went to the doctor? The nurse told the woman to sit down and she would ask her a few questions. Nurse: "How tall are you?" Woman: "5 feet 7 inches" Nurse: "How much do you weigh?"
Woman: "120 pounds"

Then the nurse tells the woman to come over to the scale where she flips up the little lever and measures the woman. She writes down that the woman is 5 feet 3 inches. She then proceeds to weigh the woman, and writes down her weight as 153 pounds.

The woman stands up stating she is angry and is going home! "What's the matter?" the Nurse asks.

"What's the matter? I'll tell you what's the matter. I came in here tall and slim and now you tell me I'm SHORT and FAT. I'm going home!"

There are times you're just too tired to eat so it's better to sleep first.

Lion Pals, or was it..... Lyin' Pals -- gee whiz! English is so difficult to learn!

Maxine on Whining Husbands: If they're still whining, you're not pushing down on the pillow hard enough!

I know I'll never have this kind of energy again, so I'll just say "Good Night" now before I fall asleep at the computer. Good Night All.....

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
SUZZQ4LIFE 2/8/2014 8:24PM

    I enjoyed your blog today. Thanks for the great chuckle. I miss my dear cat, Frisky.

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ARTJAC 1/29/2014 4:31AM


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CATLADY52 1/28/2014 7:32PM

    Cats rule the house and outside. emoticon They let us think we rule them. Silly humans. emoticon

Comment edited on: 1/28/2014 7:33:29 PM

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PANFRIEDTROUT 1/28/2014 6:51PM

    having been owned by several cats over many years I can testify to your post! thanks for the smiles!

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OLDERDANDRT 1/28/2014 1:18PM

    Awww!! Love your pics and it is true about how cats can seem to sleep anywhere anytime, any way!!! And the pup, too. Tired was just more important! Love those lions! hehe Like the play on words!
Hope you got a good rest, Eve! It is a good thing!! (((HUGS)))

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WENDYSPARKS 1/28/2014 9:21AM


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VITCHY-VICKI 1/28/2014 8:23AM

    emoticon u made me emoticon

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LAC936 1/28/2014 8:15AM


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TRISTAROSE 1/28/2014 6:04AM

    Your blog made me smile this morning! Your pics are great!


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DALID414 1/28/2014 1:08AM

    emoticon emoticon nighty night Eve

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