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Sunday, January 26, 2014

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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DONNABRIGHT 1/27/2014 7:36AM

    All excellent questions! Now to come up with the answers.

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OVERWORKEDJANET 1/27/2014 6:08AM

    These are terrific!

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SAMI199 1/27/2014 3:45AM

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GOSPARK45 1/27/2014 12:13AM

    emoticon Very funny!
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HEALTHYLADY12 1/26/2014 11:07PM

    funny and cute

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GRANJERRY1 1/26/2014 8:30PM

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Very funny Chris


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INFLATED 1/26/2014 8:00PM

    LOL!

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MSMASLIN 1/26/2014 7:15PM

    LOL thanks!

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FROSTY99 1/26/2014 6:50PM

    emoticon Thanks for the laugh!

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SANDRALEET 1/26/2014 4:26PM

    Reason and seance do not work together Confusions keeps our minds working like this warld

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VONBLACKBIRD 1/26/2014 4:20PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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TERRY0217 1/26/2014 4:18PM

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_BABE_ 1/26/2014 4:08PM

    U r 2 fun E! emoticon

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THINFITFEMINIST 1/26/2014 4:04PM

    emoticon cute!

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CAROLFAITHWALKR 1/26/2014 3:41PM

    Good ones, ha! Thanks for the smile. emoticon

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AURORADAWN5 1/26/2014 3:28PM

    Why do you still call it a building after it's built?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent in the other direction.

I love this. Thanks for the laugh.

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MADEIT3 1/26/2014 3:21PM

    What a chuckle! Although I must admit, I had to look up "gruntled" to make sure it was really a word. Amazing - it is!!

So, I was gruntled by your post today!!

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