Thursday, January 23, 2014
A is for Age: 53
B is for Booze: not a drinker used to love my wine but I am off since I take anxiety pills
C is for Car I donít drive
D is for Dad's name: Edward who been died since I was seven
E is for Ego: nope
F is for Favorite song or music: silent night .
G is for Goof off thing to do facebook
H is for Hometown: north royaltion near cleveland oh still live in the same town I grew up in.
I is for IQ: ???
M is for Mom's name: Lillian
N is for Name of best friend: Jeanne my sis .
O is for Observations: I'm very nonobservant
P is for Phobias: close placees
U is for Unique trait: caring
V is for vegetable you love: carrot
W is for Worst traits: sloppiness..
X- is for X-rays you've had just for anomina and teeth
Y is for yummy food you make cauliflower mac and cheese.
Z is for Zodiac sign: cancer
An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~ Will Rogers
When I come to one of the forks in the road of life, I donít waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon. ~ Miss Piggy
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
It was all so different before everything changed.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few ...
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
The Art of Meditation Ė You Have the Right to Remain Silent
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my right hand.
My son has taken up meditation - at least it's better than sitting doing nothing.
Did you hear about the yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted Novocain, the yogi said, "No. I can transcend dental medication."
While talking about meditation techniques, a Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So