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Speeding Victim

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

A police officer in a small town stopped a motoring who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer! " the man began "I can explain."
"Just be quiet, snapped the officer.
I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ELIZACG9 1/22/2014 5:46PM

    ohhhhhhhh boy... emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 1/21/2014 8:59PM

    Uh oh, that's not going to end well. LOL

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