don't phone it in
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
I started Jillian Michaels' Ripped in 30 DVD, which consists of 4 workouts, one per week for 4 weeks.
She is tough. Like she really kicks my butt.
Today I started week 3 and I killed! I quit halfway through, because it was tough.
But then I went back and did the full workout. I was pretty pathetic in the last half, but at least I got up and did it.
And now, for fun, a list of my favorite Jillian quotes:
This is your workout. Don't phone it in.
Don't make me come through your TV screen and kick your butt.
I want to bounce a quarter off your butt.
Don't forget to breathe, because I don't want you to pass out. If I were there, I wouldn't care, I've made people pass out before.
Your [insert muscle name here] should be screaming right now.
This kills. Well, you already bought the DVD.
Ooh, that hurts. I better stop, I might get a cramp. I can't get a cramp because I have to lead all of you.
This is the toughest workout I have ever designed (usually spoken right at the beginning).