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water and jokes

Sunday, January 19, 2014

water and jokes
I am doing a challenge to drink more water this week so I did some research on the internet this is what I found
Here are some ways to work more water into you day:


1. Make a bet with a co-worker to see who can drink more water in the course of a day.

2. Have a big glass of water at every transitional point of the day: when you first get up, just before leaving the house, when you sit down to work, etc.

3. Make it convenient - keep a big, plastic, insulated water bottle full on your desk and reach for it all day.

4. When you have a junk-food craving, down a glass of water immediately. You feel full quickly and avoid the calories, and it lets time pass till the craving fades.

5. Have one glass every hour on the hour while at work. When the work day is done your water quota is met.

6 While at work, get a 20 ounce cup of ice and keep filling it up from the office water cooler. The key is drinking with a straw - you take bigger gulps and drink much more.

7. After each trip to the restroom, guzzle an eight-ounce glass to replenish your system.

8. Drink two full glasses at each meal, one before and one after. Also, drink one glass before each snack so you don't eat as much.

9. Make it a Morning Ritual first thing you should do before you do anything else is drink two glasses of water. If possible one should be hot water this one I actually do
10. Bring a two-liter bottle of water to work and try to drink it all before you leave work. If you don't finish, drink it in traffic on the way home - it's like a race.

11. Always keep a 24-ounce bottle of water handy while watching TV, doing laundry, making dinner, etc.

15. Add drinking two glasses of water to your daily skincare regimen. Drink, cleanse,
moisturize, etc., then drink again.
16. Switch to 12-oz. water glasses at home instead of 8-oz. ones.

17.a glass of water alongside soda, coffee or tea at restaurants
I thought this was important enough to pass on:

2 glasses when water up- this helps to activate internal organs

1 glass 30 minutes before each meal- helps with digestion

1 glass before a bath-helps to lower blood pressure (this was new to me)

1 glass before bed- helps to avoid stroke or heart attack (this was new to me, also)
Joke funny I hope
1. .Diets are for people who are THICK and tired of it.
2. THE FAST DIET: If you are thin, don't eat fast. If you are fat, don't eat-- FAST!!!
3. The best way to lose weight is by skipping... skip the desserts... skip the snacks... skip the beer... skip the SKIPPY. --Daniel Worona (version)
4. THE HAIGHT DIET: TO LOSE WEIGHT JUST EAT THE STUFF YOU HATE. --DR. HAIGHT (D. WORONA)
6. DIETING IS THE PENALTY FOR EXCEEDING THE FEED LIMIT.
7.CHOCOLATE. COFFEE. MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
8. IF YOU HAVE NO TASTE, A LOT OF FOOD GOES TO WASTE; BUT IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TASTE, A LOT OF IT WILL GO TO WAIST.
--Woriginal original by Daniel Worona
9. I'M ON A GRAPEFRUIT DIET. I EAT EVERYTHING BUT GRAPEFRUIT.
10. LORD, IF I CAN'T BE SKINNY, PLEASE MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS FAT!
11. THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF PEOPLE FALLING OFF THEIR DIETS IS FOOD.
12. A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, FOREVER ON THE HIPS.
13. DIETING IS MIND OVER PLATTER.
14. LIFE IS UNCERTAIN. EAT DESSERT FIRST.
15. No BODY is perfect.
16.Oh! that this too solid flesh would melt. William Shakespeare 17.Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott
18.Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a 90 ft Redwood. Erma Bombeck
19.All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. John Gunther
20.Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. Voltaire
21.Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
22.We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. Epicurus
23.The more you eat, the less flavour; the less you eat, the more flavour. Chinese Proverb
24.Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter, and in wine. Polish Proverb

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SHERYLP461 1/21/2014 10:04AM

    Water and jokes, a great combination! I keep a 24 oz glass of water with me at all times. Fill it up throughout the day usually gets me well over 8 glasses.

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BARBIE176 1/21/2014 1:41AM

    Thanks for sharing some great tips on upping your water intake and the jokes, as always, put a smile on my face. Have a sparkling week.

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JANTWO 1/20/2014 1:05AM

    Great water drinking tips!!!! Thank you!!!!

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NWESCH24 1/19/2014 7:11PM

    thank you! Enjoyed your tips as much as the jokes!! Love the lighthearted spirit you brought to this blog.

Yes, I'm going in for glass 9 now and I given up rich - men, chocolate and coffee (well, might keep the chocolate and coffee ;) )

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TIME4DEE 1/19/2014 6:58PM

    LOVE your water tips!! I do most of them actually and they WORK! Thanks for sharing.

LOVE your jokes! They always make me smile. emoticon

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BIGPAWSUP 1/19/2014 6:26PM

    Awesome!

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