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Saturday, January 18, 2014

Alcohol Consumption Warning

- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your behind kicked.

- The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

- The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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RDEE22 1/19/2014 7:56AM

    I love the bit about being invisible! emoticon

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MOTLEM 1/18/2014 10:28PM

    emoticon I must take up drinking more often as I would love to think that I'm smarter, faster, and better looking than most people! emoticon

emoticon emoticon emoticon Hic!

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DARJR50 1/18/2014 10:20PM

  Been there don all of those. Thank God I no longer drink.

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1CRAZYDOG 1/18/2014 9:20PM

  You mean they're NOT laughing with me? emoticon

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