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funny but true

Saturday, January 18, 2014

I snagged this from someone..it was posted and it sure gave me a huge smile for the day....


--------------TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE---------

10. God worried Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the remote. (It has been noted that men don't want to know what's ON TV, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on).

8. God knew that Adam would never make a Dr.'s appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never take out the garbage.

5. God wanted Adam to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden", Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple incident, and for anything else that was really his own fault.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone. ....

1. And the No. 1 reason of all (Tada, drum roll, fanfare) God stepped back, looked at Adam and declared " I can do better than that".......(AND HE DID)


have a healthy week end....
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KMICHA 1/26/2014 9:31PM

    LOL!!! LOVE IT!!!

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SEAGLASS1215 1/19/2014 6:52AM

    That's great! Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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ENG_TV 1/18/2014 11:43PM

    Love it! I passed it on as well. Thanks for the chuckle!

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LAINIESNEWLIFE 1/18/2014 10:05PM

    emoticon Thanks for the laugh, Kitt!

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MOM2ACAT 1/18/2014 4:53PM

    LOL!

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STR458 1/18/2014 12:48PM

    that was fun!

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MTNGRL 1/18/2014 12:04PM

    All true, especially the last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RAINBOWMF 1/18/2014 11:40AM

    #3 is the best.

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JOANIE69 1/18/2014 11:36AM

    emoticon emoticon I have copied them to e mail out, so emoticon too!

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GLORYB2014 1/18/2014 10:13AM

    emoticon Sharing this on a blog, thanks Kathryn, it's sooooo true, lol!

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HAPPYSOUL91 1/18/2014 9:45AM

    Thx for the laugh, unfortunately those 10 are soooo true!

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DUSTYPRAIRIE 1/18/2014 9:33AM

    I can understand why you wanted to share this one. Great!

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MRSANDY 1/18/2014 8:53AM

    Just wait til I show my husband! emoticon

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EVIE4NOW 1/18/2014 8:22AM

  OMG love it!!! And my husband's name isn't even Adam lol.

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BEARLYBOO 1/18/2014 8:11AM

    Cute

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TERI-RIFIC 1/18/2014 8:10AM

    LOL Good one.

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