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Accomplish blog and jokes for Friday

Friday, January 17, 2014


Accomplish blog and jokes for Friday
my affirmation for the day:
1.I am learning to like myself
2.”, I am noticing I feel more comfortable in crowds
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3.. I am increasing my self esteem

4. I am loved and supported by people who are important to me.
-5”II love and care about others and they know this because I show it to them.

Today I am grateful for:
1:for it staying lighter later in the evening
2 .for my girl friend Maryann and her ride to the bus stop so I got home early
3 for the weather not getting have nasty as it was supposed to
4 for having soup at my sis
5 for finding another workout to do with my sis I love Paul Eugene praise walk
Positive events of today:
1 morning-having a good times with myself at panera this morning
2 afternoon- having lunch with my lunch group again
3 evening –getting some great needed me time
OKAY NOW FOR THE JOKES hopefully they funny
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions - 100Climbing the walls - 150Swallowing your pride - 50Passing the buck - 25Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight) - 50-300Dragging your heels - 100Pushing your luck - 250Making mountains out of molehills - 500Hitting the nail on the head - 50Wading through paperwork - 300Bending over backwards - 75Jumping on the bandwagon - 200Balancing the books - 25Running around in circles - 350Eating crow - 225Tooting your own horn - 25Climbing the ladder of success - 750Pulling out the stops - 75Adding fuel to the fire - 160Wrapping it up at the day's end - 12To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:Opening a can of worms - 50Putting your foot in your mouth - 300Starting the ball rolling - 90Going over the edge - 25Picking up the pieces after - 350







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TIME4DEE 1/18/2014 12:25PM

    emoticon Loved your jokes for the non athletes!!!

emoticon blog. I love the daily affirmation. I'll have to start using that in my journal. Listing things your grateful for is a great idea. Thanks for sharing! emoticon

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CASSIOEPIA 1/18/2014 9:17AM

    I love that you are feeling better with crowds, that must be a wonderful realization as I know you have to deal rap with them on your commutes.

Have a great day!

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COLLEENROSTE 1/18/2014 2:43AM

    love the computer/life analogy jokes
appreciate your 'calories burned' chart for all those other activities too
Have a great weekend. Keep smiling emoticon

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IMREITE 1/18/2014 1:45AM

    i like the computer jokes. i work in tech support so they come in handy on a bad day.

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JANTWO 1/18/2014 12:57AM

    Great blog!!!!

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MSROZZIE 1/17/2014 9:41PM

    Great blog. Good sense of humor! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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CCNP07 1/17/2014 8:42PM

  Cool blog..

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