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3 Marriages

Friday, January 17, 2014

A friend Emailed me this story.

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.


The first man married a woman from the North. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a woman from the West. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from the Louisiana. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.




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2ABBYNORMAL 2/1/2014 12:16AM

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I also want to turn the lights off & pretend it's clean!

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BUTEAFULL 1/19/2014 4:22AM

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THINFITKINDVGAN 1/17/2014 8:24PM

    LOL!

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BATCHICK 1/17/2014 11:08AM

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IDLETYME 1/17/2014 10:07AM

    That was cute- thanks to your friend!!!! Enjoy your weekend!

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JANET552 1/17/2014 9:56AM

    Loved it!!

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IMLOCOLINDA 1/17/2014 9:23AM

    Good one, although I've always heard it was the woman from the North who gave him the black eye and the beating!!

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FITFRIT 1/17/2014 9:21AM

    lol i want to turn the lights off and pretend it's clean!

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SUNSHINE99999 1/17/2014 9:14AM

  I get it. Time to be less demanding and more helpful. emoticon

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ELRIDDICK 1/17/2014 9:13AM

  Thanks for sharing

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