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Feline Physics

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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_CYNDY55_ 1/17/2014 1:07AM

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HELEN_BRU 1/15/2014 2:07PM

    I love those..

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CARRAND 1/15/2014 12:49PM

    I love cats!

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ALIHIKES 1/15/2014 12:35PM

    Very funny!

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SLIMMERJESSE 1/15/2014 9:49AM

    So true!

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GODSCHILDAMYB 1/15/2014 8:10AM

    I have been with cats the majority of my life and I even raise cats born here at home. They are my babies!! Everything listed is so true!!!!
One missing, The law of cat love: when they feel like it and you don't ask for it and then they don't when you do!!
Another one: The law of cat entertainment: to see if they can make mommy fall flat on her face!!!

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WATERDIAMONDS 1/15/2014 5:51AM

    So cute. I especially love the nap one and the last one--"It doesn't matter" being the operative word with kitties!

Thank you.

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RASPBERRY56 1/15/2014 4:41AM

    Got that right!

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MYAKAYAH 1/15/2014 4:08AM

    funny times, many of these apply to my cat~

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IGNITEME101 1/15/2014 2:55AM

    haha! love it! cat facts

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DOVESEYES 1/15/2014 2:42AM

    Great blog

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