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Sunday 1-12-2014 Assortment


Sunday, January 12, 2014

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
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Add one letter to the name of the most popular music group of all time, and you get an adjective that no music group would ever want to be. What is it?

Beatles, Beatless (having no beat... get it?)
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If Texas were a country, it would rank as the world’s 7th largest producer of greenhouse gases. Additionally, Texas emits more greenhouse gases than any other state in the United States.
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SCHADWE 1/12/2014 10:00PM

    lol ...beatless... to funny. emoticon
Bad TX

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PEGGYO 1/12/2014 12:06PM

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THINFITFEMINIST 1/12/2014 11:22AM

    I thought that Texans were full of hot air! LOL

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PDSLIM 1/12/2014 10:23AM

    Are the gases from all the cows?

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/12/2014 9:12AM

    Thank you once again for brightening my day.

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MACILINN 1/12/2014 8:10AM

    teehee, i like it!

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GHOSTFLAMES 1/12/2014 7:21AM

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