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Saturday 1-11-2014 Assortment

Saturday, January 11, 2014

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,
"Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
During the Middle Ages, stonemasons would carve grotesquely decorative rain spouts along the ends of the roofs, in the form of animals or faces. What are these things called?

emoticon A recent study at Harvard has shown that eating chocolate can actually help you live longer!
About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CLAVINOVA 1/11/2014 9:48PM

    Funny and interesting! Thanks and have a super day.

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/11/2014 9:17PM


Just TOO Funny !

I have had 3 law enforment officers
in my and infaw families

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SCHADWE 1/11/2014 6:09PM

    LOL, I love Harvad.... one more reason chocolate should stay in the diet! emoticon

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CHANGE4FIT 1/11/2014 10:07AM

    Love this!

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BRENDAF761 1/11/2014 9:39AM

    emoticon emoticon Enjoy your weekend! emoticon

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PDSLIM 1/11/2014 9:39AM


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    Thank YOU !!
Love to laugh and learn.

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PEGGYO 1/11/2014 8:09AM


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    Cute joke!

As to the fact that on any given day 1/2 of Americans are on diets.....ALL Americans should be eating better! 80% of people asked if they eat healthy stated yes...even the overly plump ones. That screws up the definition of eating healthy now doesn't it?

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