Laugh for the day
Thursday, January 09, 2014
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. The shaking driver said'
"I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologised to the driver and said he didn't realise
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No,, no, I"m sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!"