Wednesday, January 08, 2014
So I'm not gaining anymore but I'm struggling and not losing either. I think over the holidays, my body decided I was a hypocrite and folded my arms in judgement of me.
I called a dieting truce with my body and promised I would act in my body's best interest, in the greater interest of being best friends and not trudging through life in constant opposition with myself.
I ate so many things that are so NOT in my body's best interest and I think it realized it and started firing warning shots at me. And being the confident dumbass that I am, I thought they were aimed at something else, like the errant horn of an angry driver that you cuss at because YOU weren't doing anything wrong...were you?