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Better than a Flu Shot!


Monday, January 06, 2014

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated. of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few
months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said
to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of
disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
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    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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    LOL This has me craking up.

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    That is so funny. Thanks for the smiles!

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DAWNWATERWOMAN 1/6/2014 8:51PM

    Too funny. Love it my friend. Thanks for sharing this with us. I needed a laugh today. Keep warm.


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