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Jokes of the Week.

Monday, January 06, 2014

A senior citizen said to his eighty year old buddy:
"So I hear you're getting married?"

"Yep!"

"Do I know her?"

"Nope!"

"This woman, is she good looking?"

"Not really."

"Is she a good cook?"

"Naw, she can't cook too well."

"Does she have lots of money?"

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!"


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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,

which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his

odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him emoticon a a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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