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Overheard on Dear Abby

Monday, January 06, 2014

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
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0309COOKIE 1/6/2014 8:42PM

    Some people are so weird.

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GARDENQE2 1/6/2014 10:44AM

    Oh, how funny!
People say the darndest things!
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TAICHIDANCER 1/6/2014 8:32AM

    "Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. "

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SHERYLP461 1/6/2014 7:26AM

    ROFLOL, those are great.

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MYAKAYAH 1/6/2014 2:42AM

    Funny times, gets my sense of humour rolling!

"Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his." This one did it for me~


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IGNITEME101 1/6/2014 1:25AM

    SO CUTE!

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FITFRIT 1/6/2014 1:11AM

    some people...lol

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NAPTRAL1 1/6/2014 12:55AM

    Hilarious. Got me cracking up.

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