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Dieter's Prayer (Thanks LOTALAFFS)

Friday, January 03, 2014

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Strict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry. emoticon
It leadeth me past the confectioners.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration
for my figure's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the aisles
of the pastry department, I will
buy no sweetrolls for they are fattening. emoticon
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set with green beans and lettuce. emoticon
I filleth my stomach with liquids, emoticon
My day's quota runneth over.
Surely calorie and weight charts will
follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever. emoticon
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    I knew there was a reason I adored you Chris
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    Thanks for sharing a smile with us
One day at a time

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CRAFTSFAN1 1/3/2014 10:09PM

    New year, new baby changes
New month, new baby changes
New week, new baby changes
New day, new baby changes
New hour, new baby changes
New minute, new baby changes

It's never too late to start all over and ADD a new healthy, easy and fun change until it becomes habit and we do it in PILOT. Little by little we will approach the moment when our cravings change because our bodies adapt to the good stuff and complain when we feed them garbage.


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