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Dieter's Prayer (Thanks LOTALAFFS)

Friday, January 03, 2014

Diet Prayer emoticon
Strict is my diet. I must not want.
It maketh me to lie down at night hungry. emoticon
It leadeth me past the confectioners.
It trieth my willpower.
It leadeth me in the paths of alteration
for my figure's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the aisles
of the pastry department, I will
buy no sweetrolls for they are fattening. emoticon
The cakes and the pies, they tempt me.
Before me is a table set with green beans and lettuce. emoticon
I filleth my stomach with liquids, emoticon
My day's quota runneth over.
Surely calorie and weight charts will
follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the fear of scales forever. emoticon
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