Thursday, December 26, 2013
Accomplish blog and jokes for Thursday
My affirmation for the day:
1. Today is the first day of rest of my life and I will take notice of the many positive things life has to offer.
2. I am in control of my choices and I like them
3. I. am becoming stronger everyday.
4. Everyday is better than the next
5 am moving in a positive direction towards my goals
I am today grateful for
1 work was easier today
:2 my niece in law molly a great young adult
3. my great niece and nephew it nice to have kids in the family
4 for being able to eat with the family yesterday without being too nervous
5 for some great clothes I got for christmas
Positive events of today:
1 morning—I was able to ride my buses for the first since I been sick and I handle it pretty well
2 afternoon I ate a pretty healthy lunch
3, evening—having a great time at my brother with the familt
Y NOW FOR THE JOKES hopefully they funny
The Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurtin' even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor,
While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
I went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox.
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
"Now Dillard's, now Broadway's, now Penny's and Sears
Here's Robinson's, Levitz's and Target's and Mervyn's.
To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
"ENJOY WHAT YOU BOUGHT.......
YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"
thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas," little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?" "Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.