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This made me laugh...

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

I saw this on another forum I visit. (Vegetarians could substitute "nut roast" for "turkey").

How to cook the perfect turkey;

1. Buy a turkey
2. Have a glass of wine
3. Stuff turkey
4. Have a glass of wine
5. Put turkey in oven
6. Relax and have a glass of wine
7. Turk the bastey
8. Wine of glass another get
9. Hunt for the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Tet the Sable
14. Grab another gottle of bine
15. Turk the carvery

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
IMEMINE1 12/28/2013 6:08PM


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THE_SHAKESHAFT 12/24/2013 1:56PM


Merry Christmas!!

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NEW-CAZ 12/24/2013 10:26AM


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JOYINKY 12/24/2013 7:57AM

    Progression sounds about right! :) emoticon

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RIDLEYRIDER 12/24/2013 7:12AM

  I'll drink to that! emoticon

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DARJR50 12/24/2013 6:53AM

  love it

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/24/2013 6:45AM

    One way or another, you'd have a great day emoticon

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AZMOMXTWO 12/24/2013 6:42AM

  good one

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ROX525 12/24/2013 6:41AM

    emoticon Merry Christmas!

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