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This made me laugh...

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

I saw this on another forum I visit. (Vegetarians could substitute "nut roast" for "turkey").

How to cook the perfect turkey;

1. Buy a turkey
2. Have a glass of wine
3. Stuff turkey
4. Have a glass of wine
5. Put turkey in oven
6. Relax and have a glass of wine
7. Turk the bastey
8. Wine of glass another get
9. Hunt for the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Tet the Sable
14. Grab another gottle of bine
15. Turk the carvery
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