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Monday, December 23, 2013

Why does Santa Claus always go down the chimney? emoticon

He only does what soots him.


Johnny: "Last night my dog, Fido, tried to chew up my book report." emoticon
Teacher: "What did you do?"
Johnny: "I took the words right out of his mouth."


A man noticed his neighbor's little boy sitting on the sidewalk outside his house. The little boy told him he was running away from home.
"You haven't gotten very far," said the man. The little boy replied, "I'm not allowed to cross the street by myself."

Where did Noah Keep his bees?
Wait for it .........
In the archives.
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DOGLADY13 12/25/2013 5:42PM

    I have a friend who loves puns. I will share these with her.

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USMAWIFE 12/24/2013 10:21AM

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COLLEENROSTE 12/24/2013 3:56AM

    cute

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123ELAINE456 12/24/2013 2:15AM

  Thank You for the Jokes. They made me Laugh and Smile.

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FLEMIDG 12/24/2013 12:19AM

    Thanks for making me smile.

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ANHELIC 12/23/2013 11:20PM

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MERRYMARY42 12/23/2013 9:05PM

    loved the one about Noah, sure hope I can remember it past the computer, emoticon and the bee one was great too Obies mom

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LAURANCE 12/23/2013 7:39PM

  Hey! LOL! Thanks for the laughs! (And thanks to Obie's Mom for Rebel without a Claus.)
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STEVEN2GO2 12/23/2013 6:31PM

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BOB5148 12/23/2013 6:07PM

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SUNSHINE99999 12/23/2013 5:04PM

  those were great. emoticon

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OBIESMOM2 12/23/2013 4:35PM

    what do you call a rebellious child who doesn't believe in Santa?






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a rebel without a Claus


MERRY CHRISTMAS & all the best in 2014!

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