Monday, December 23, 2013
Why does Santa Claus always go down the chimney?
He only does what soots him.
Johnny: "Last night my dog, Fido, tried to chew up my book report."
Teacher: "What did you do?"
Johnny: "I took the words right out of his mouth."
A man noticed his neighbor's little boy sitting on the sidewalk outside his house. The little boy told him he was running away from home.
"You haven't gotten very far," said the man. The little boy replied, "I'm not allowed to cross the street by myself."
Where did Noah Keep his bees?
Wait for it .........
In the archives.