Monday, December 23, 2013
“People say there’s delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. "Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you’re home." -- Louis C.K.