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Accomplish blog and jokes for SaturdaY

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Accomplish blog and jokes for SaturdaY
My affirmation for the day:
1. I am a Support person to all my famnily and friends
2. I am becoming ba fast learner
3. I. Am a optimistic in training
4. I am can be fun
5Llately I become very Catholic..

I am today grateful for
1. getting the house clean early
:2 my sister and her cookie lol
3. my job
4 for not needing a evening nap
5 for a couple hours of me time tonight

Positive events of today:
1 morning—good Christmases shopping with my sis
2 afternoon- =good lunch out with mom
3, evening—spending time with mom this evening

Christmas

T'was the Night before Christmas in a California Town,

T'was the night before Christmas in a California town,
You could tell by the rock and shake of the ground.

I lay in my bed, my head all 'a wonder,
Thinking not now...it just must be thunder.

When all of a sudden, I flew from my bed,
Tripped on the ceiling, and fell on my head.

I arose in a flash, to see what I could,
And stopped in my tracks, for in fact there he stood.

He stood there before me, all covered in dust,
His hat all in tatters, his clothes all 'a muss.

I thought for a moment he seemed kinda dazed,
His eyes were aglow, but they seemed awfully glazed.

I called out to Carol, get up, come 'a runnin,
Come see this old fat guy, he really is somethin.

He said not a word, but went right to his sack,
He started to load it and said he'd be back!

He went right to work, he knew just what to do,
He took all that we had, even our stew.

He finished so quick, it just took a wink,
In a moment he took, even the sink.

I ran to the window, and threw open the sash,
Flung back the curtains, gee I was rash.

And to my amazement there out on the lawn,
Were Donner and Blitzin, Maurice and Ron.

Then Carol came 'a runnin, she jumped to the window,
Just in time to spy, Santa's new bimbo.

She was tall, she was blond, quite preppy you know,
I guess she was bitchin, in her dress cut so low.

I ran to the phone, just all in a tizzy,
dialed 911 help, and found it quite busy.

Off to the closet, my gun it was there,
I'd shoot that old bastard, and not even care.

Then Carol said softly, my love it's all right,
Let him have those old items, it is Christmas night.

So.......

I yelled to the world, I wanted to warn ya,
Christmas is way different, in California
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STEPBYSTEP1955 12/22/2013 9:03AM

    emoticon on your accomplishments and emoticon for the emoticon

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PATTYKLAVER 12/22/2013 8:40AM

    I'm impressed that you got things done and are grateful for so much. I need to do that.

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BIGPAWSUP 12/21/2013 8:48PM

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MERRYMARY42 12/21/2013 7:54PM

    emoticon I liked it, I must really not be a California at heart emoticon

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