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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Note: These are not my views on this subject. Note authors. Interesting.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. --Tom Waits

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... --Brian O'Rourke

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart

  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

ANAMORPHOSIS 1/5/2014 1:50PM

    Cheers! Alcohol makes some people happy, others sad. But it has a lot of empty calories too!

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MOTLEM 12/23/2013 2:41AM

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Hic! Burp. Hic! Burp. Hic! Burp. Hic! Burp. Hic!

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DOROTHYBERO 12/22/2013 7:51AM

    Its really kibnd of sad really - drinking destroys so many lives.

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RDEE22 12/22/2013 1:07AM

    emoticon Thanks for sharing that!

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