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The assignment for a bonus Christmas blog (December Challenge; Aspire & Inspire Team) jokes:

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The assignment for a bonus Christmas blog (December Challenge; Aspire & Inspire Team) was to write about the following:
What does Christmas mean to you?
What christmass mean to me as a christian is Christ birthday.

What is your most memorable Christmas?
I don’t have one memorable Christmass I have many
1 the one where my aunt spend christmass with us
2 my christmass with my sis kids when they were still kids
3 my christymass the year my mom fell
4 christmass the year after my mom recoverFunny Christmas Jokes and One-liners
Funny Christmas Jokes and One-liners
1) Angels
Bert, aged 25. 'My wife's an angel'.
Don, aged 57. 'Your lucky, mine is still alive'.
2) Christmas Kiss
Romeo: What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?
Juliette: An anaesthetic.

3) Christmas Drink
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre ......
So the barman gives her one.

4) Christmas Pudding Charms
Silver Christmas charms bring you good fortune.
Packaging Notice: Potential choking hazard: do not use with food.

5) How Was Your Christmas Meal?
We had grandma for Christmas dinner.

We had turkey.
6) Reindeer Joke
What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.

7) Sales
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person.

8) Christmas Joke Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

9) Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.

'Tiny', answers Mike.
'Why's that?' enquires the barmaid.
'Because he's my newt' concludes Mike.
(Will had to explain this riddle to me. My newt - minute)

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