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HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE(A MUST READ EVEN IF YOU HATE FRUITCAKE)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

1 CUP OF WATER--1 CUP OF SUGAR--4 EGGS--2 CUPS OF CHOPPED DRIED FRUIT--1 t BAKING SODA--2 1/2 CUPS FLOUR--1 CUP BROWN SUGAR--1 1/2 t VANILLA--1 CUP CHOPPED NUTS--LEMON JUICE--BOTTLE of FAVORITE WHISKEY-----------------------
--------------SAMPLE WHISKEY TO TEST FOR FRESHNESS AND QUALITY. TO BE SURE IT IS THE HIGHEST QUALITY POUR 1 LEVEL CUP OF WHISKEY. DRINK AND REPEAT......TURN ON ELECTRIC MIXER, BEAT ONE CUP MIXING BUTTER IN A FLUFFY BOWL.....NOW ADD ONE TEASPOON OF SUGAR AND BEAT AGAIN.....MAKE SURE THE WHISKEY IS OK,CRY ANOTHER TUP.....BREAK 4 LEGGS AND ADD TO BOWL.....MIX ON THE TURNER...IF THE FRIED DRUIT GETS STUCK IN THE PRY IT LOOSE WITH A DREWSCRIVER.....SAMPLE WHISKEY FOR TOSISTICITY......NEXT SIGT 2 CUPS OF SALT, OR SOMETHING...WHERE WAS I ? OH YES, CHECK WHISKEY AND REPEAT...NOW SIFT THE LEMON JUICE AND STRAIN THE NUTS...ADD ONE TABLESPOON SUGAR OR SOMETHING...WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND....GREASE THE OVEN, TURN THE CAKEPAN 360 DEGREES....DON'T FORGET TO BEAT OFF THE TURNER....BOON THE SPATTER....NO UH.., POOR THE SPATTER IN THE CAKE BAN, WHISK THE CHECKY AGAIN AND GO TO BED.....NIGHTY--NIGHT.........
.....BY SUSAN CAPPS
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JEWITCH 12/26/2013 2:15PM

    Great recipe. Thanks for sharing.

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CHOCOHIPPO 12/18/2013 12:30PM

    That is hysterical!!!!

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LOSER05 12/18/2013 9:38AM

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DIANNEMT 12/17/2013 9:13PM

    Love the recipe! Sounds good! hic!

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WALKSINLIGHT 12/17/2013 9:11PM

    that is an oldie but it gets better every time especially if you keep that bottle topped up well :)
Merry Christmas - hope that your Christmas is as much fun as your posts emoticon
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MARYANN2323 12/17/2013 6:03PM

    Now that's my kind of fruitcake! lol. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 12/17/2013 5:51PM

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LJCANNON 12/17/2013 5:02PM

    emoticon Straining the nuts might be a Problem for a novice Cook like me, LOL!!

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