Sunday, December 15, 2013
Queen AmQ, the truest and noblest monarch who ever reigned here in Queen AmQ Maintenance Land, did this shivery morn troop on down with her minions (Diet Weight Woman, the Maintain Fairie, Exercise Elf & assorted Maintenance Village residents) to the Sacred Grotto o' the Golden Scale o' Caloric Justice. There she was escorted to the head of the line in Maintain Lane (a special lane for maintainers only as opposed to Loser Lane & The Gain Lane).
With alacrity, the Plucky Monarch did then hop right on that Golden Scale & said, "I knew it!" For, happily, the number that came up was the exact same number as last week's: 117.4!
She mused a bit on the weirdness of the exact same number appearing consecutively but has found in the past that her body works that way, hitting lots of plateaus (now known as maintains).
AND, for those who doubt the efficacy of counting calories, she noted that the data shows only a very slight difference in the average daily calorie count from last week. She also did exactly the same amount of exercise.
That. Is. All. She. Has. To. Say.