Friday, December 13, 2013
A little problem has taken place in Maintenance Land, Ruled By Queen AmQ of Maintenance!
What? That can't be true!
Yes, t'is true! There has been a problem that her Majesticness just noticed today whilst planning to eat some (gasp) CANDY!
It has been discerned that TOO MANY DANG GLUTEN FREE CHOCOLATE BARS OF A CERTAIN FAMOUS BRAND THAT SHALL BE NAMELESS AS IT IS TOO DELICIOUS TO CONTEMPLATE have infiltrated the Queendom. Oh, no!
Danger, danger, danger, Will Robinson.
These dangerous but delightful candy demons are good & relatively harmless & healthy specimens of demonkind but in the tricky quest for maintenance right now, they are NOT serving Her Awesome Majesty's Purpose of Entering the New Year in Awesome Maintenance. They must be evicted from the realm, for a time at least.
A hearing was held in Maintenance Court and a decision quickly reached that the demonbars were BANNED (yes!) & had to be packed and out of the Land immediately.
But the ban is imposed only until January 1, when their demonbar citizenship will be RE-EVALUATED & a FEW of their cadre allowed back in the Land on probation, as it is believed that a demon bar once in a while is a good thing in maintenance life but not too often.
This is Day 1 of that little BANNING CHALLENGE!
This doth not affect the Solstice Countdown, which continues apace.
That. Is. All. We. Have. To. Say.