Thursday, December 12, 2013
Accomplish blog and jokes for Wednesday
My affirmation for the day:
1. I am a determine person..
2. I like to laugh
3. I. Am playful, silly, and fun.
4. I am witty.
5Llately I become very Catholic..
I am today grateful for:
1 for all my spark friends
:2 for all my facebook friends
3. For sis and her kids and my bi4 for getting a hour nap
5 for a couple hours of me time tonight
Positive events of today:
1 morning—I was able to setup a appointment to ask about my dizziness
2 afternoon- my nap
3 evening –my hot bath and my couple hours of alone me time
OKAY NOW FOR THE JOKES hopefully they funny
Three immigrants to the U. S. ...
Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said," that's not the right word, she is inconceivable". To which the third replied, "You are both wrong she is unbearable
Salvation by Annoyance
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven