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Cat's Christmas Tree

Monday, December 09, 2013

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
I spy you in the parlor
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree
the object of my ardor
they put you up there just for me
my very own catastrophe
Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
I love to climb your branches.

Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
I wish they'd quit complaining
Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
their voices they are straining
those little bulbs come crashing down
the plunk and crunch are such nice sounds
Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
I love to clear your branches.

Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
now my luck is really pressed
Oh christmas tree oh christmas tree
the human is really quite distressed
you lie there on the floor so still
know they will, who made this kill
Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree
I love to claw your branches.

This was written by Nina Wolf in Dec 2011 in her blog. Here's what she had to say, also:

If you enjoyed this little ditty, please include Lionhearts Cat Sanctuary in your end of year donations. Founder and head litter scooper is my best friend and honorary sister, Eloise, and she and I wrote this together with much laughter.

Her shelter is facing the hard times we all see around us, and she is panicked with so many mouths to feed. See their story at, and help if you can.

Also - please post this and spread the laughs (and the word about the sanctuary).

May your trees remain standing and your holidays be joyful.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
UNICORN212 12/10/2013 7:20PM

    Very creative!

I tracked down your friend's website:

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LESLIELENORE 12/10/2013 5:58PM

    I used to have a cat like that.

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LINDAKAY228 12/10/2013 11:08AM

    Definitely sounds like a cat at work!

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DAP1313 12/10/2013 9:37AM

    emoticon and too true. Since I don't have any little ones any more we don't put a tree up because of the cats. LOL

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FRANNIEDID 12/10/2013 8:41AM

    That was so clever! We had a tree up stairs one year and one of our cats slowly batted all the balls off of it and down the stairs watching them break. We found the cat and the mess when we got home!!

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JANET552 12/10/2013 7:40AM

    emoticon I am experiencing my first cat -- a six month old kitten -- and I certainly am in fear for the Christmas tree.

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TWEETYKC00 12/10/2013 6:39AM

    lol, good one!

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WALLAHALLA 12/10/2013 12:24AM

    My kitty delights in hiding on the skirt and undecorating the bottom branches. I'm just happy he doesn't climb it!

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MCFITZ2 12/9/2013 11:56PM

    there are so many animals in need of help. Hope things go well for here. have her get active on facebook if she hasn't already.

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TOBY7823 12/9/2013 11:52PM

    Pets definitely make the holidays more fun. lol Too cute.

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