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All You Need is Elves

Saturday, December 07, 2013

Another Bob Rivers parady - obviously from All You Need is Love

Elves, elves, elves
Elves, elves, elves
Elves, elves, elves


Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us
Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush
He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games
It's easy


Nothing in his sack he really made
No one gets forgotten Christmas day
So if you wanna know how he gets it done in the knick of time
It's easy

(Mr. Claus ... I represent the local elf labor union, and we're here today to discuss holiday overtime compensation.)

All you need is elves
That's us!
All you need is elves
The little people.
All you need is elves, Love
Elves are all you need



Toys "R" Elves
All toys are made by elves.
Elves, elves, elves
There's nothing we can't make.
Elves, elves, elves
Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a 64-bit video system out of wood?
Ho, ho, let me tell you, it ain't easy.



No kidding!

Tell me about it!

All you need is elves
All you need is elves
We're non-union labor.
All you need is elves, Love
Elves are all you need


Nothing you can know not much is known
Cause no one's ever caught one in his home
They're never really seen but that doesn't mean that they're make believe
They're teensy
Hey! Watch where you're stepping, you big freak!


All you need is elves
All you need is elves
We're too short for Space Mountain.
All you need is elves, Love
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you need
Elves are all you needů


He loves you, ho, ho, ho.
He loves you, ho...
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