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The turkey shot out of the oven by Jack Prelutsky........for a good chuckle

Monday, November 25, 2013

The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air;
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom;
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor;
There was turkey attached to the ceiling
where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it---
that turkey was out of control!

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped
That I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.

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DANCINCAJUN1 11/25/2013 11:51PM


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SYDLETZIII 11/25/2013 11:08PM

    sounds like something I would try. Stuff it with Carmel popcorn ( I wonder- would that count as a vegetable?) emoticon

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CHALLENGER15 11/25/2013 7:10PM


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DEB62BIE62 11/25/2013 6:29PM

    LOL. Thanks for sharing. Made my day. emoticon

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