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Sunday, November 24, 2013

1. I found my new motto life don�t have to be prefect to be wonderful
2. Have a great time with my brother at his pancake breakfast
3. 4 I sat through most of mass
4. I becoming flexibly not with my body but with the changes in my life
5. .I accomplish 30 min on exerbeat for the wii
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.
Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."
e following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."
About half the class rose and came forward.
"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.
One Christmas, Brother Thomas had his turn to speak and said, "I love the delightful mashed potatoes we have every year with the Christmas roast!" Then he sat down. Silence ensued for 365 days.
The next Christmas, Brother Michael got his turn, and said, "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I truly despise them!" Once again, silence ensued for 365 days.
The following Christmas, Brother Paul rose and said, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"

Debate About the Box
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution.
"No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.
Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:
"I define myself to be on the outside


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
BIGPAWSUP 11/26/2013 1:10PM

    very cute

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PEG2584 11/25/2013 10:42AM

    Love the jokes about the 17th Chapter and the monks. Both made me smile.

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GEMLADYONE 11/25/2013 9:27AM

    Loved the 17th Chapter! emoticon

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2WHEELEDSHARON 11/25/2013 8:06AM

    Great accomplishments! emoticon

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SUSANBEAMON 11/25/2013 12:41AM

  punchline on that last one is missing a word : outside. i've heard it before. good engineer humor.

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PAMNANGEL 11/25/2013 12:27AM

    ??? You're not alone. I didn't get the last one. Loved the monks though.

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CASTIRONLADY 11/24/2013 10:42PM

    Did I miss the last joke or is the punch line really gone?

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