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Sunday, November 24, 2013

A Drug Enforcement Administration agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher.
He told the rancher: "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said: "OK, but don't go into the field over there..." as he pointed out the location.

The DEA agent verbally exploded: "Look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"
Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want. On any land! No question asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologised, and went about his chores.

Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the rancher's huge Santa Gertrudis bull and with every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
The officer was clearly terrified.

The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs: "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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    How cute! If laughter was the cure, which it is for all pains, and problems, you'd be our medicine women. Have a nice week-end. eva.

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    Way to get his comeuppance!

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