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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CATLADY52 11/24/2013 3:15PM

    Regan was a gun-toting conservative supporting gun control! Was that before or after he got shot? emoticon

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DALID414 11/24/2013 1:54PM


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SADDHU1 11/24/2013 11:55AM

  RFLMAO! So true!

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AUNTB63 11/24/2013 9:12AM


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SANDRALEET 11/24/2013 8:59AM

    Sad put true

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ATLTRAINR 11/24/2013 8:50AM


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NASFKAB 11/24/2013 7:41AM

  so true after all these years do they never learn?

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COCK-ROBIN 11/24/2013 3:57AM

    I could add many more, like God doesn't really care whether or not you say Merry Christmas.

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SALEX52 11/24/2013 2:22AM

    There are so many things you could add to the list!

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