Well sir just before Thanksgiving Farmer Jones gives us a big screen T.V. to watch. He says it's to show his appreciation. But it's really to keep us glued to our seats, so we won't slim down any before the big day. Anyway, we were watching the news and they showed a guy that had been arrested. The reporter started to talk about this law called Stand Your Ground and I looked it up on Wikipedia. The law says if you feel threatened you can Stand Your Ground and use whatever force you deem necessary to protect yourself. Well sir I felt threatened, I believe Farmer Jones was about to kill me and my entire clan. So I did what any Tom, Dick or Harry would do. I wrestled with Farmer Jones and I took that axe and I Stood My Ground. The jury did a lot of gobbling and came back with a Not Guilty Verdict. The judge said, "The defendant is free to go."
Well, stranger things have happened. Tom and the clan say Happy Thanksgiving and please enjoy your veggies and pumpkin pie.