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melt down and jokes


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Actually day went really well I have a pretty good day at therapy. Unt I ilgot a phone call from my exoyfriend .I then have the worst panic attack I have since I was at the hospital. Not sure why but I started shaking, crying and melting down
I felt very panicky.
I guess I overacted but I am only human and most people overreacted at time. My family did come to my rescues. They help me role-play and calm me down. I was calm down enough to do exercise., Okay I did overreacted but I also turned to my family for help did the right evidently and this anxiety depression is a learning things that I am going
going to have to take one day at a time

Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you. ‘No problem, just let me in,' says the man. ‘Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity. ‘Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the senator. ‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules. ‘And with that, St.Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator raises...The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. ‘Now it's time to visit heaven. ‘So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. ‘Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity. ‘The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell. ‘So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? ‘The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning....Today you voted.'


The Antartian reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes.

In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. Her reply was, "I finished the exam in half and hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."




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IMREITE 11/23/2013 3:07AM

    it is good that you have a support system. I like the senator joke.

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PATTYKLAVER 11/22/2013 7:58AM

    I'm glad that you were able to turn to your family and then to jokes after feeling panicky. That's a good sign that you are getting stronger. Thanks for the jokes. I loved the one about the politician.

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BIGPAWSUP 11/22/2013 6:55AM

    Great jokes!!

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CASSIOEPIA 11/21/2013 10:43PM

    Glad that you had your family to help you today. Every day that you learn something is a good day. Hugs.

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-WRKNG2ABTTRME- 11/21/2013 10:36PM

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