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Safe Driving Award?

Thursday, November 21, 2013


A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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TEALHAWK1 4/21/2014 10:25PM

    Lol! thank you

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JOYCECAIN 12/7/2013 10:08AM

    Love this. Keep up the great work. You always make me laugh.

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REXTINE1 12/3/2013 10:41AM

    Hard to believe. Good one.

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KLONG8 11/25/2013 1:18PM

    Made me smile!!!!

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    Good one!! emoticon

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MAUREENIE1 11/22/2013 9:42AM

    Ha! Good one!!!!

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    I hear there's going to be a sequel to Dumb and Dumber.... maybe this is the preview? emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MCJULIEO 11/21/2013 9:03PM

    Bwah hahahahaha!

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    Boy, they hit them all emoticon

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    emoticon A good day for the cop! emoticon

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BESCATS 11/21/2013 3:57PM

    Sounds like a case for NCIS to get involved in ~ they can solve anything. emoticon

That was awesome, thanks for sharing !!

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PICKIE98 11/21/2013 3:49PM

    Sounds like a Cheech and Chong movie!!

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