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How to get to Heaven from Ireland :

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FREAKIN' DEAD.'

It's a curious race, the Irish.
Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
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I have found you again. Loved it.

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    I love my my Irish Roots! A kid after my own heart! emoticon

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    Out of the mouth of children. LOL

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Everyone knows Ireland is as close as you can get to heaven without actually leaving earth!

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  so true

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