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Ten Times Married! Plus One More

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

She replied.... "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up and running.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... Oh I miss him so much !

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "But, why?"

"You work for the Internal Revenue Service... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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CHESAKAT41 12/3/2013 9:43PM

    Super funny - great post...

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1CRAZYDOG 11/20/2013 7:09PM

    Right-O! emoticon

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SLIM4LIFE09 11/20/2013 5:20PM

    LOL! Thanks for the chuckle!

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