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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Just short one tonight, Sparks has been "out for maintenance" for most of my night, so I'm going to bed.



A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,

"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?


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    Loved it !

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TIME4COFFEE 11/20/2013 10:17PM

    And here I thought it was a rabbit!

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    My daily smile!

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TEXASFILLY 11/20/2013 7:52PM

    Hahahahaha~ that's a good one! Thought it was gonna be a jackrabbit! Thanks, Jules~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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MILLISMA 11/20/2013 4:56PM

    I'd love to have those "grasshoppers"!!!

Spark was still acting up this morning so I gave up and got a bunch of things done before logging in again.

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OLDERDANDRT 11/20/2013 11:48AM

    Too cute!!! hehe Smart Aussie!!! ((HUGS))

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SLIMMERJESSE 11/20/2013 11:13AM

    Cute!

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    Being a Texan - I know how to brag!!!!! emoticon

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    Funny one!

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    Cute.

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    That'll show 'em!!! hahaha

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