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Happy Thanksgiving, bird take on it.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even
worse vocabulary. Every word out of the Bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep, was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when
the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
1BEACHWALKER 11/20/2013 4:45PM

    Have you seen the I will survive thanksgiving turkey on you tube? Bob told me to tell you. It's cute and funny ! Enjoy!

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1BEACHWALKER 11/20/2013 4:38PM

    ROTF...too funny!! Thanks for the laugh. I was reading it to Bob too and he cracked up!!!

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    LOL LOL LOL I was eating a salad when I read this. LOL

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COCK-ROBIN 11/19/2013 2:47PM

    LOL, loved that story!

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DRAGON-CHICK 11/19/2013 12:12PM

    OMG! Love that one!!!

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