Sunday, November 17, 2013
AmQ the Queen of her own little Healthy Weight Management & Fitness Universe, hath this day, as every week, tripped lightly on down to the Sacred Grotto o' the Golden Scale o' Dietary Justice. With her minions (Diet Wise Woman, Healthy Weight Loss & Fitness Management Fairie, and assorted others) in attendance, the Plucky Monarch hath hopped on said Golden Scale and it vouchsafed to her a NEW number that is a pound lower than last week: 117.8!
After doing a little happy dance, the Queen spoke to the assorted populace in attendance and declared a two week period of celebration, peace & reflection in the realm. She challenged all to take time out to relax and contemplate clarity in weight management & fitness as well as all other areas of their lives as a preparation to entering the glorious month of Christmas & Solstice Time and the Glorious New Year of 2014. Everyone should be happy, forget all angst ridden issues and focus on well being, which, of course, in the Queen's Realm, includes but is not limited to HEALTHY WEIGHT MANAGEMENT & FITNESS.
This wee challenge is called the Crystal Clarity Challenge & it runs from today, 11-17-13, to 12-1-13.
That. Is. All. The. Queen. Said. Everyone. Went. Home.